Gin Tama, Volume 18

The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki Gin Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.

Men, Be Dorks

Hasegawa's Top 5 Reasons for Hating Valentine's Day

1. Giant robot space women can't appreciate your earthling sensibilities.
2. You may think your sweet wrestling moves are cool, but women just think you're perverted.
3. Sometimes you wish girls would just fall out of the sky, but it sucks if they land on you!
4. Sure, some call it peeping, but I call it admiring from a distance (through a telescope).
5. If you give her chocolate, she'll just get fat (and then fall out of the sky on you).