1. Frontal wedgies are extremely effective.
2. Girls hit a lot harder the more innocent
they look (unless they are alien gorillas).
3. Only morons start fights in the Ninja Bar.
Yeah, only morons...
4. Using a bazooka is cheating (but it sure
settles things quickly).
5. No one hits harder than Shinpachi's
sister Otae when she's riled.