| Author/Contributor(s): | Rubin, Josh; Musante, Jason |
| Publisher: | Dey Street Books |
| Date: | 4/13/2010 |
| Binding: | Hardcover |
| Condition: | NEW |
An elegantly cheeky guide to keeping the woman in your life happy—while secretly doing whatever you want. Published in tandem with the woman’s guide How to Keep Him on a Short Leash, How to Stay Out of the Doghouse is perfect for Father’s Day.... or as a gift for a new groom.
Ready to master the art of domestic diplomacy?
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- Relationship Tips for Men: An essential field guide to navigating the most dangerous territory of all, with vital intel on ex-girlfriends, Lamaze classes, and the exact time texts from other women become creepy.