You Don't Know D!ck Game: A Party Game for Rid!ckulous People

From the bestselling author of You Don’t Know Dick, this R-rated party game blends outrageous humor with radical vulnerability—where players compete to deliver the funniest, darkest, or most honest response about sex, relationships, and the absurdity of modern intimacy.



Cards Against Humanity gave permission to be outrageous.
We’re Not Really Strangers proved vulnerability forms lasting connections.
You Don’t Know D!ck owns the quadrant no one else does: R-rated intimacy meets playful depth.
In each round, “The D!ck” (judge) reads a prompt card. Players anonymously submit response cards. The D!ck picks the funniest, darkest, or most accurate answer. Winner keeps the prompt as a point.
Special wild cards elevate gameplay:
• Go Raw—skip your card and tell a real story (2-point high risk reward)
• Draw a D!ck—timed drawing challenge + voice performance
• Straight Face—laugh and you’re disqualified
It’s irreverent. It’s revealing. It’s hilariously uncomfortable in the best way.