Pickup Lines: The Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks

Pickup LinesThe Ultimate Book of Pickup Lines. Over 200 Funny, Clever, Cheeky and Adult Pickup Lines and Comebacks So, you want to brush up on your pickup lines? Well at Puma Pants we have got your back. We know what it's like to approach a nice piece of crumpet, only to realize that you have nothing to say and to just end up standing there awkwardly looking at her chesticles. We are also fully aware this this book is great for reading while you're honking out a dirt snake. So if it ends up being kept in the toilet, fair enough. We have come to terms with it. We have also made sure the pages are as non-absorbent as possible, so if you run out of toilet paper you couldn't use this book as a makeshift ass wipe even if you want to. Anyway, get reading and let's get on with making you into a complete studly dreamboat!