{"product_id":"9781982112523","title":"How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eChase, Mike\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eAtria Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e03\/26\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this “\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eexcellent book for people who like to start sentences with ‘Did you know that…’” (\u003ci\u003eThe New York Times\u003c\/i\u003e), discover the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America—from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes—written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHave you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become—or may already be—a federal criminal.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eWhether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, \u003ci\u003eHow to Become a Federal Criminal \u003c\/i\u003eis “an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system” (\u003ci\u003eForbes\u003c\/i\u003e).","brand":"Atria Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44234688233727,"sku":"9781982112523","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/Jacket_d88fb7ee-3de3-44ce-8aa7-3e71cada946b.jpg?v=1712120838","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9781982112523","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}