{"product_id":"9781637277898","title":"Surviving Soccer: The Chill Parent's Guide to Carpools, Calendars, Coaches, Clubs, and Corner Kicks","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eScholl, Karen\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTriumph Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e07\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003e“A much-needed, hilarious take on life as a soccer parent in today's often too stressful youth sports environment. \u003ci\u003eSurviving Soccer\u003c\/i\u003e will keep you laughing from cover to cover.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e—Skye Eddy, Founder of the Soccer Parenting Association\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Being a soccer parent isn’t easy. Blankets, battery life, and bottled water are at a constant deficit, while group texts, gossip, and last-minute location changes never cease. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The surest means of survival is laughter, and \u003ci\u003eSurviving Soccer: A Chill Parent's Guide to Carpools, Calendars, Coaches, Clubs, and Corner Kicks\u003c\/i\u003e is the gentle nudge in the ribs soccer parents need to release the breath they didn't even realize they were holding.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e This endlessly relatable guide delivers a brief respite from the chaos through lists, quizzes, and vignettes including:  \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e So You Think That’s Your Schedule: A Game of Chutes and Ladders \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Is Your Kid Ready for Club Soccer...or the Mob? \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Road Rules Need Not Apply: Lessons from the Sports Multiplex Parking Lot \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e 21 People to Avoid at the Game \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eSurviving Soccer\u003c\/i\u003e is the perfect gift for those devoted, frenzied parents who still wouldn't trade the experience for a lifetime of unscheduled Saturdays.","brand":"Triumph Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46511234089215,"sku":"9781637277898","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/Jacket_320a65de-445f-46ea-9b3d-cac9360556a9.jpg?v=1738022494","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9781637277898","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}