{"product_id":"9781510759312","title":"Get the H*ll Out of My House: A Cautionary Tale of an Empty Nester's Worst Nightmare","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eKatz, Alan; Orback, Craig\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSkyhorse\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\/17\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003eJust when you thought they’d moved out for good…\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what’s even better?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBeing an empty nester.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat child comes back.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGoodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a fact that 52% of millennials are living in their parents’ homes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eGet the H*** Out of My House\u003c\/i\u003e is picture book for the parents who hoped, thought and prayed they’d be empty nesters. It’s a way to tell them they’re not alone in having those hopes dashed, thoughts dismissed and prayers unanswered.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf that’s you, don’t despair. Just read this book, and keep the faith.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd if you’re the millennial who’s moved back, buy them this book…then get the hell out of their house!","brand":"Skyhorse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48726542057727,"sku":"9781510759312","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781510759312_s600x595.jpg?v=1781974333","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9781510759312","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}