{"product_id":"9781439102794","title":"I Only Roast the Ones I Love: How to Bust Balls Without Burning Bridges","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eRoss, Jeffrey\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGallery Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\/1\/2010\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eOne of the world’s foremost practitioners of insult comedy, Jeffrey Ross has memorably and uproariously roasted some of our favorite celebrities. Part memoir and part how-to guide, \u003ci\u003eI Only Roast the Ones I Love \u003c\/i\u003eunveils the irreverent secrets every successful roastmaster should know, such as how to:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Write roast jokes\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Turn any event into a roast your friends will never forget\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Rip your honoree a new one without hurting their feelings\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Save yourself if you bomb\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Prepare yourself to take a punch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Give toasts at family gatherings \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Save lives through roasting \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJeff’s hilarious and poignant stories feature everyone from Dave Chappelle and Courtney Love to Tom Cruise and Bea Arthur and take readers backstage for unforgettable roasts of stars like Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, William Shatner, Shaquille O’Neal, Larry the Cable Guy, Bob Saget, and even the finalists of \u003ci\u003eDancing with the Stars\u003c\/i\u003e. Most of all, Jeff’s teachings will inspire you to channel your own inner roastmaster.","brand":"Gallery Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43367366525183,"sku":"9781439102794","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781439102794_s600x595.jpg?v=1776100717","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9781439102794","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}