{"product_id":"9781423651741","title":"A Rancher's Guide to Life","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eBender, Texas Bix\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGibbs Smith\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3\/5\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003eQuips and life advice from a prolific writer of western humor, Texas Bix Bender. Layers of meaning make this ranchman’s humor relative, from the stockyard to the stock market, from the bunkhouse to the watering hole.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGems include: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“For every mile of bad road you travel, there’s two miles of ditch you’re staying out of.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“If you look a gift horse in the mouth, you could lose a nose.” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Bulls seldom make passes at heifers with gases.” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Never play leapfrog with a bull.” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Life is like a cow pasture. It’s very hard to get through it without stepping in some unpleasant things.” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Gibbs Smith","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47883562746111,"sku":"9781423651741","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781423651741_s600x595.jpg?v=1780677825","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9781423651741","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}