{"product_id":"9780449909737","title":"Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eBarry, Dave\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBallantine Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/11\/1995\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003c\/i\u003e BESTSELLER  • You can't make this stuff up. Dave Barry wouldn't lie—and here are the real life, laugh-out-loud stories from across America to prove it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet up-close with Dave as he examines UFO thrillseekers and Elvis-worshippers, plays lead guitar with a horrifying rock band that includes Stephen King, and swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in stories like these:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• a U.S. Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas (\"I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government\")\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry Pop-Tarts (\"A story that can really help you gain a better understanding of how you can be killed by breakfast snack food\")\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• a frightening fact that snakes have mastered the pipelines leading directly to your toilet—and they're not shy (\"Many women might view this as a fair punishment for all the billions of times that guys have left the seat up\").\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Barry is at his best.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e—The Baltimore Sun\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"He zaps the funny bone.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e—The Cincinnati Post\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Ballantine Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43352149098751,"sku":"9780449909737","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780449909737_s600x595.jpg?v=1782323958","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9780449909737","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}