{"product_id":"9780399173486","title":"George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eO'Brien, Cory; Melville, Soren\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTarcher\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\/12\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003ePREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMost of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In \u003ci\u003eGeorge Washington Is Cash Money\u003c\/i\u003e, Cory O’Brien, author of \u003ci\u003eZeus Grants Stupid Wishes\u003c\/i\u003e,\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003edoes away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America’s history what it is: one long, violent soap opera. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O’Brien reminds us that: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest \u003cbr\u003e• Harriet Tubman avoided danger by having prophetic seizures.\u003cbr\u003e• Joseph Smith invented Mormonism by staring into a hat full of rocks.\u003cbr\u003e• Billy the Kid was finally defeated by the smell of fresh bacon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd there’s plenty more Star Spangled stupidity where that came from!","brand":"Tarcher","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43406726463743,"sku":"9780399173486","price":27.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780399173486_s600x595.jpg?v=1777306955","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9780399173486","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}