{"product_id":"9780345539120","title":"The Wit \u0026 Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eMartin, George R. R.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRandom House Worlds\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10\/29\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eThe perfect gift for fans of George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels and HBO’s \u003ci\u003eGame of Thrones:\u003c\/i\u003e a collection of wicked one-liners from the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock, fully illustrated by Jonty Clark!\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“My mind is my weapon. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer, and I have my mind . . . and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e The jealous masses of the Seven Kingdoms may call him Halfman, but none have ever accused Tyrion Lannister of being a halfwit. His golden tongue has saved his skin slightly more often than it has landed him in mortal peril. Now, this special illustrated volume preserves his most essential knowledge for future generations, featuring time-tested guidance on such varied subjects as . . .\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe art of persuasion\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eFine dining\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“A little honest loathing can be refreshing, like a tart wine after too much sweet.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe fair sex\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“The young ones smell much better, but the old ones know more tricks.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eRoyal politics\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“Crowns do queer things to the heads beneath them.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e \u003ci\u003eCommon ailments\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cb\u003e“A sword through the bowels. A sure cure for constipation.”\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e At once charming, insightful, and ruthlessly irreverent, \u003ci\u003eThe Wit \u0026amp; Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister \u003c\/i\u003eis short on pretense and overflowing with finely crafted gems—just like the man himself.","brand":"Random House Worlds","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43352238653695,"sku":"9780345539120","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780345539120_s600x595.jpg?v=1775600794","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9780345539120","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}