{"product_id":"9780143053071","title":"Me and the Blondes: Book One Of The Series","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eToten, Teresa\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePuffin Canada\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/25\/2006\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ci\u003e“How did your poor husband pass away?”\u003cbr\u003e Make it simple, Mama, I tried to bore into her, simple, simple…\u003cbr\u003e “His brains exploded.”\u003cbr\u003e  I heard a gasp. It was me.\u003cbr\u003e “An aneurysm?”\u003cbr\u003e “Okay,” said Mama.\u003cbr\u003e  “I’m sorry, hon,” said Mrs. Haver. “At least it was fast.”\u003cbr\u003e  “It vas?” Mama looked puzzled. I nodded furiously at her. “Ya. It vas. Yours?”\u003cbr\u003e “Heart attack.”\u003cbr\u003e “Oooo, dat’s good too.”\u003cbr\u003e I could’ve killed her.\u003c\/i\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSophie Kandinsky has spent the last six years trying to keep her crazy family life secret. The devil \u003ci\u003eis\u003c\/i\u003e in the details. The first detail is her larger-than-life, eccentric, Bulgarian mother. The slightly larger detail is the fact that her gentle, poet-father has been charged with murder. All Sophie wants is to be adored \u003ci\u003eand\u003c\/i\u003e invincible, which is really hard once people find out her father’s in prison. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut this time, after yet another move to another new school, and another opportunity to wipe the slate clean, Sophie has devised a plan. On her first day of school, she will locate The Blondes—that clique of perfect, confident girls who are beyond gossip and reproach—and she will make them her friends. This time, no one will find out the truth. \u003ci\u003eThis\u003c\/i\u003e time, everything will be brilliant.","brand":"Puffin Canada","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43382790619391,"sku":"9780143053071","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780143053071_s600x595.jpg?v=1779818670","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9780143053071","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}