{"product_id":"9780060734787","title":"Sun Tzu Was a Sissy: Conquer Your Enemies, Promote Your Friends, and Wage the Real Art of War","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eBing, Stanley\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHarper Business\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/11\/2006\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hilarious and tough-minded guide to winning the war of contemporary life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu taught that readiness is all, that knowledge of oneself and the enemy was the foundation of strength, and that those who fight best are those who are prepared and wise enough not to fight at all. Unfortunately, in the current day, this approach is pretty much horse hockey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Sun Tzu was a Sissy will transcend all those efforts and teach the reader how to make war, win, and enjoy the plunder in the real world, where those who do not kick, gouge, and grab are left behind at the table to pay the tab. Students of Bing will be taught how to plan and execute battles that hurt other people a lot, and advance their flags and those of their friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOffice Warfare:\u003c\/b\u003e Learn to plan and execute battles in the toughest trench of all—the modern workplace. It’s time to advance your flag and hurt other people a lot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAggressive Strategy:\u003c\/b\u003e Discover why Sun Tzu’s passive approach is \"horse hockey\" and why a real warrior knows that kicking, gouging, and grabbing is the only way to win.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSatirical Business Advice:\u003c\/b\u003e A hilarious and tough-minded look at building armies, positioning for attack, and enjoying the plunder that other, more timid guides are afraid to talk about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWorkplace Humor:\u003c\/b\u003e With Stanley Bing’s signature cynical wit, this is the one business book that admits what everyone’s thinking: war is hell, but it can also be a hell of a lot of fun.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Harper Business","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46830239482111,"sku":"9780060734787","price":20.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780060734787_s600x595.jpg?v=1780333315","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/products\/9780060734787","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}