{"product_id":"9798217034499","title":"Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eTudor, Clarice\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClarkson Potter\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e5\/5\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me \u003c\/i\u003eis a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs wise as they are witty, the comics in \u003ci\u003e'Tis Thee, Not Me\u003c\/i\u003e tackle:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin” \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible \"(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge\" and \"The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnd more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.","brand":"Clarkson Potter","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47132611707135,"sku":"9798217034499","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9798217034499_s600x595.jpg?v=1779817550","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9798217034499","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}