{"product_id":"9781683584940","title":"Football Jokes: 350 Hilarious Quips, Zingers, and Belly Laughs","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eRock, Tom; Harris, Rich\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSports Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e8\/26\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eFootball Jokes\u003c\/i\u003e, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What is a football player’s favorite dessert? Any given sundae. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why didn’t Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Why don’t NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e What’s a football player’s favorite part of a joke? The punt-line. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e And many more! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!","brand":"Sports Publishing","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44987135557887,"sku":"9781683584940","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781683584940_s600x595.jpg?v=1780500436","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9781683584940","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}