{"product_id":"9781510786875","title":"Shart Attack","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eMessinpants, Maeda\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSkyhorse\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9\/29\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eEver found yourself in a “crappy” situation with no tissue in sight? Fear not, brave reader — \u003ci\u003eShart Attack\u003c\/i\u003e has your backside covered! This \u003ci\u003echeeky\u003c\/i\u003e gag gift book is packed with hundreds of gloriously blank pages, perfect for . . . well, you know what.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted with \u003ci\u003epremium ultra-soft (ish)\u003c\/i\u003e paper, this “novel” offers more relief than a Sunday morning coffee run. It’s the #2 best-seller for anyone who appreciates potty humor, bad decisions, and backup plans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you keep it on your bathroom shelf as a conversation starter or gift it to that one friend who’s \u003ci\u003efull of it\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eShart Attack\u003c\/i\u003e is guaranteed to make a splash (hopefully not literally).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e Not officially endorsed by plumbers, book clubs, or anyone with good taste.","brand":"Skyhorse","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48221539008767,"sku":"9781510786875","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781510786875_s600x595.jpg?v=1778166901","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9781510786875","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}