{"product_id":"9781476734774","title":"The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eLaditan, Bunmi\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eScribner\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/22\/2014\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eDear God\u003c\/i\u003e, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and “awfully funny” (\u003ci\u003eThe Boston Globe\u003c\/i\u003e) satirical parenting guide from the Twitter’s most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAre you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAre you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can’t help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e• How time-outs make you look like a fool\u003cbr\u003e • Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen\u003cbr\u003e • Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN\u003cbr\u003e • The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles\u003cbr\u003e • That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eThe hard-hitting knowledge in \u003ci\u003eThe Honest Toddler\u003c\/i\u003e will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eHappy reading. You’re doing the right thing. For once.","brand":"Scribner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43404865077503,"sku":"9781476734774","price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/Jacket_e5c75603-c7e4-4a0b-b2eb-d43c2a1b4d64.jpg?v=1764171631","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9781476734774","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}