{"product_id":"9781400053629","title":"How to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt: The Perfect Husband Handbook Featuring Over 50 Foolproof Ways to Win, Woo \u0026 Wow Your Wife","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eBoreth, Craig\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCrown\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/26\/2005\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003ePERFECT HUSBANDS ARE MADE, NOT BORN\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLADIES: At long last, a practical guide to help your man become the perfect husband. \u003ci\u003eHow to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt\u003c\/i\u003e is your salvation, with simple, easy-for-a-guy-to-follow instructions on those little things you can never get him to do, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• How to Put the Toilet Seat Down\u003cbr\u003e• How to Stop Snoring \u003cbr\u003e• How to Ask for Directions\u003cbr\u003e• Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Dance at a Wedding)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s a must-have guide that will finally convince him it’s in his best interest to make you happy, no matter what it takes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGUYS: Don’t panic. It’s not how perfect you are, it’s how perfect she thinks you are. \u003ci\u003eHow to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt\u003c\/i\u003e is your key to the castle. Imagine what she’ll let you get away with if you master a few skills, such as:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• How to Appear Calm While She’s Driving\u003cbr\u003e• How to Apologize Convincingly\u003cbr\u003e• How to Enjoy a Chick Flick\u003cbr\u003e• Plus, more than 50 other essential topics (even How to Hide Your Porn)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHow to Iron Your Own Damn Shirt\u003c\/i\u003e includes countless tips and tricks for keeping you sane, keeping her happy, and keeping you both laughing.","brand":"Crown","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43365630247167,"sku":"9781400053629","price":19.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9781400053629_s600x595.jpg?v=1775599129","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9781400053629","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}