{"product_id":"9780762780730","title":"Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide To Becoming An '80S Rock Star","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHart, Jordan\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLyons Press\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6\/5\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eLooking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent—every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never to be read and followed again…until now. Here, in all its glory, is a replica of that original text, painstakingly rewritten word-by-word for today’s retro music hopefuls to follow. The text, which covers everything from how to write music to how to dress, includes the following illustrated tips:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn How to Look:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eBe sure to showcase your chest 75 percent of the time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn How to Write Music:\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUsë excëssivë ümlaüts in söng titlës.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrite a song for all the ladies out there, and declare it in the intro.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOn How to Play: \u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003eMultiply the number of amps you need by six. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Lyons Press","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47206079529215,"sku":"9780762780730","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780762780730_s600x595.jpg?v=1781974595","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9780762780730","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}