{"product_id":"9780385335836","title":"Diary of a Mad Bride: A Novel","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eWolf, Laura\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDelta\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e1\/2\/2002\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003ePaperback\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003eOnce I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman.  Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA savvy, riotously funny novel, \u003cb\u003eDiary of a Mad Bride\u003c\/b\u003e is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress....\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress.  It was a disaster too large to comprehend.  After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this?  The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“What do you mean he gave you an emerald!  Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e— My best friend, Anita:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Oh, screw congratulations.  Of course I’m happy for you.  Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.”  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWould I survive this day after all....?","brand":"Delta","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44213961523455,"sku":"9780385335836","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780385335836_s600x595.jpg?v=1775595704","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9780385335836","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}