{"product_id":"9780062102225","title":"Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAuthor\/Contributor(s):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eOxford, Kelly\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDey Street Books\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDate:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4\/2\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBinding:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eHardcover\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"\"\u003eNEW\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eKelly Oxford is . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot the queen of the world\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn underage schnitzel-house dishwasher\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA born salesman\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCapable of willing her eyesight to be 20\/20\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTotally an expert on strep throat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIncapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA writer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Not fat enough to be super snuggly.\" —Bea, age four\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that.\" —Roger Ebert\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA terrible liar\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dey Street Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46782773657855,"sku":"9780062102225","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0452\/0886\/2873\/files\/9780062102225_s600x595.jpg?v=1781973211","url":"https:\/\/massivebookshop.com\/de\/products\/9780062102225","provider":"MASSIVE BOOKSHOP","version":"1.0","type":"link"}